My Totally Impressive, Unimpressive Life |
I've got this tumblr blog/page/thingy and I'm probably going to start writing about stuff and junk. Deal with it. Or, you know, don't. Whatever. No pressure. I've found that many people comment to me about how impressive it is when I (circle all that apply) make stuff/paint walls/bake things/plan a wedding/do holidays/show up/cook/refinish crappy old furniture/etc. Then they say "Gosh gee willikers, Kari, I wish I could do that but it's too darned convoluted for me to figure out." (and then I'm all, "Dude, it's paint on a wall. Chill out.") What I mean is, I am constantly telling them that, in fact, these things I do are rarely impressive at all. True story: I almost never know what I'm doing and I usually only know to do it at all because the internet (*cough*Pinterest*cough) has told me to. Also, most if not all of these "skills" will never ever earn me any kind of money and thus are mostly useless. It's more about putting in the time/effort or some combo thereof. So, if you'd like to be as impressively unimpressive as me (or share in my quest to continually increase my unimpressive, impressive repertoire, then by all means... ...Allons-y!!! |
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100 Beers in 100 Days taps out beer number eight with Wells Banana Bread Beer. That’s right. You heard me. Banana Bread Beer. Now I’ll admit, my first thought to putting “banana” and “beer” together is “…really? idk…” and then my mind dissolved into Doctor Who and Arrested Development references. When I snapped to it I realized that I love beer and I love banana bread so this had a great deal of potential either way. And I have to say…
This. Beer. ROCKS!
This tastes EXACTLY like banana bread beer should. I found it to be perfectly balanced and a gorgeous color that I would paint on my walls if I could (I haven’t ruled out that I won’t honestly.) This was just a treat to enjoy. The worst thing about it is that it made me crave actual banana bread.
This beer wins the first perfect score of 100 Beers in 100 Days (and I rate harshly so that’s impressive for me) 10 out of 10 for this yummmmmmy brew.
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TROLOLOLOL!!!
Please please PLEASE go read the Amazon reviews for this absurd contraption! Made my day for sure. LOL!
“For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. “Use a knife!” they say. Well…my parole officer won’t allow me to be around knives. “Shoot it with a gun!” Background check…HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I’ll call it South Side Story.”
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
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Silence in the Library/Asylum of the Daleks - CAL and Oswin Oswald parallels. (Click on the pictures for descriptions.)
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Favourite episode that you have written? [X]
How can people hate this man. I mean, seriously.
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Reblog if you sneak food into movie theaters.
$4 for a pack of skittles my ass.
more like walkin in with my food...
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DANNNNNNNNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
i tried to explain to my friend that captain jack is a fixed point and no matter how...
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Benedict with flowers. This is too much.
*dies of too much*To be honest, the...
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WANT
- I just pictured
- Dean and Sam
- dressed as fairies
- sprinkling salt on demons
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